Okay, so I’m moved and somewhat-officially a “Hoosier” now. Through three days, I like the closeness of Columbus much better, but from the last 6 or so years of “test drives”, I know that Indy has alot to offer, too.

Anyway, while I still toe the line of “what might be work acceptable computer behavior and what will have me working at Wal-Mart next week”, and as I wait for the fine folks at Comcast to realize that a two week waiting period before STARTING a new customer off isn’t exactly a great policy to have, I had to sneak a few thoughts in here while I had the chance.

-One thing that hasn’t changed in this whirlwind of activity is that Jim Norton is a sick, sick man. I mean really sick. Like if a diabetic kid with hepatitis and a touch of polio started jabbing himself with needles from the alley behind a Chinese massage parlor in Newark, NJ kind of sick.

-If Jamal Lewis is running away from defenses instead of running away from a cellmate with a gleam in his eye and a box of latex gloves, there’s something wrong with the system. Ricky Williams had to bolt for China because he smoked a little reefer, Lewis is auditioning for the Colombian National Team, and “expects this to not affect his season”.

–Kellen Winslow II is already running his mouth. Hopefully it does something to fire the team up (and to more than 4 or 5 wins this year). But even more hopefully, I hope they don’t mistake his comments to mean they should take a week and a half off to bitch about their contracts.

-If a completely straight guy happens to watch more than 5 straight minutes of men’s gymnastics with the sole hope of watching someone faceplant off the high bar, does that make him gay? Not that I was watching men’s gymnastics or anything. That would make me gay.

I guess that wasn’t all that quick after all, but here’s to hoping the USA men’s hoops team rebounds from its win over Greece to embarrass themselves the next time out, and that a few phone calls to Comcast will get me back in the mix again soon!