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Coach Nutt has spoken!

I don’t write the headlines, I just point them out and giggle at them.

EDIT: The headline has changed, but the fine folks at DeadSpin let those late to the party get a good snicker in, too.

Posted on October 31st, 2005 under College Football, Sports • RSS 2.0 feed • Leave a response, or trackback

6 Responses to “Coach Nutt has spoken!”

  1. 1
    Tom:
    October 31st, 2005 at 1:57 pm

    That had to be intentional, didn’t it?

  2. 2
    Tony:
    October 31st, 2005 at 2:07 pm

    God, I hope so. That’s one that would be worth getting canned for, I think. One of those “blue moon” headlines…

  3. 3
    Pops:
    October 31st, 2005 at 6:02 pm

    Just checked Arkansas’ roster and sure enough those are their two qbs. Also Houston Nutt is the coach. What a recruiting job. If they only had a center or wide receiver named Butz.

  4. 4
    Little G:
    October 31st, 2005 at 8:31 pm

    There is a tight end named Butz, but after enough time working with Dick and Johnson they hope to move him to wide receiver.

    Sorry, pretty lame but I had to go there.

  5. 5
    Tom:
    November 1st, 2005 at 1:24 pm

    These alternatives were listed on an Oklahoma Sooners board.

    Johnson Pulled, Dick to be Inserted under Center

    Cocks must prepare for Nutt playing with Dick & Johnson

    Nutt to put Dick in as Johnson Continues to Flop

    Unhappy with Johnson’s Performance, Nutt to Insert Young Dick

    Nutt Removes Johnson In Favor of Dick Against Cocks

    Johnson makes Nutt explode on sidelines…will insert Dick against Cocks

    Johnson busts a Nutt, Dick unleashed against Cocks.

    Against the Cocks, Dick to Hawg Offense as Nutt pulls Johnson

    Johnson blown, Nutt yanks Dick in order to Hawg the Cocks.

    Nutt plans to go deep, whips out Dick instead of Johnson.

    Cocks await first helping of Dick as Nutt pulls Johnson.

    Johnson’s dysfunction reason for Nutt’s insertion of Dick against Cocks.

    Nutt to Expose Dick to Hungry Cocks

    Untested Dick gets nod vs. Cocks

    and if Dick gets injured in practice this week….
    Dickless Hogs put Johnson Back In

    Hungry Cocks Hope to Rattle Young Dick’s Head

  6. 6
    Tony:
    November 1st, 2005 at 1:28 pm

    hysterical, Tom… but now I’m itching to get all that referrer spam back that I just got rid of…

    Oh well, I think it’s worth it.

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