Figaro!
Okay, someone just did the “shave and a haircut… two bits!” routine on their car horn in the parking lot. Not only did I realize that I hadn’t heard that in a long time, but also how totally freaking retarded it sounds.
Also, while I lived in Columbus for 7 1/2 years, I don’t think I ever took the opportunity to not drink a beer in Westerville. Those days have now passed us by.
While $150 certainly isn’t ALOT of money, if I’m dropping that kind of cash to be the first to drink in a town in over a century, it better be at least something Canadian, and it better be out of the skull of Alfredo Garcia. Or is that Damaso Garcia? Alfredo Griffin? Dammit! Someone get me Rance Mulliniks head on a pike here!
At least he wasn’t as big of a weenie as the guy that spent $10,000 on a Colts license plate.
January 14th, 2006 at 11:24 am
For $150, it had better be out of the skull of Rance Iorg.
January 14th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
The article linked refers to the “Indiana Colts.” That’s a new one. I guess they’re playing the Pennsylvania Steelers this weekend.
And if you can’t bring Manny Lee into a discussion of shitty Blue Jays infielders from the mid-80s, I don’t think we can be friends any more.
January 14th, 2006 at 10:08 pm
What the fuck?
January 14th, 2006 at 10:47 pm
It’s okay, Nelson.
Kelly Gruber feels your pain, too.
January 15th, 2006 at 2:20 am
You know, you’d think I have better things to do with my time than read blogs, but I don’t.
Did somebody say shitty Blue Jays infielders?
January 15th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
I’m not going to lie: I was pretty sure that there was no such site as nelsonliriano.com, but a small part of me was still disappointed to click on that link and confirm it.