I (blank) NY

The up-again-down-again world of the Texas Rangers was WAYYY up last night, with Marlon Byrd beating the Yankees with a grand slam in the bottom of the ninth (with two outs, no less).

Of course, if you were to walk out of a coma and check out ESPN.com for the story, you better not miss the second paragraph of the AP recap, or else you have a LOOOOONG way to read (10 paragraphs, to be exact) before you find out anything about how the winning team actually did in the game.

SportsCenter/Baseball Tonight were no better, with more video of Jason Giambi’s mustache (and needle tracks) than the game-winning granny.

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  1. They forgot to mention that Tiger Woods or Brett Favre were not in the Yankee lineup. Therefore it is a hollow win for the stRangers that should not count in the standings.

    ESPN also announced today that if the Yankees and Red Sox don’t make the playoffs MLB will cancel the playoffs.

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