1, 2, 5, go! My mommy says I am spe-cial 'Cause I was a gi-ift from Hea-ven (Uh!) And now - I wear this helmet 'Cause she can't stand to see me fallin' on the floor Diddy says that my rhymes sure swing Wearin' my Special Olympics medal as my bling-bling (Uh!) Thank God for televison Because Corky taught us that "life goes on"… Re Tard.. Re Tard Re Tard.. Re Tard Re Tard.. Re Tard Re Tard.. Re Tard I ride the short bus Oh, I ride the short bus 'Cause the windows on the short bus taste best of all (Ah!) We ride together Oh, we ride together Cause together's always better When there's drooling involved (Oh!) My Momma says "the helmet is for safety," Then what makes Then what makes Then what makes Then what makes Then what makes (What makes? What makes?) Me so dangerous? So why oh, why oh Why oh, why oh, why oh Are we so happy When we know we just pooped our pants? (Ya'll don't want to hear me You just want to fingerpaint) Re Tard.. Re Tard Re Tard.. Re Tard Re Tard.. Re Tard Re Tard.. Re Tard Oh oh! Oh oh! Just wanna eat my jello (Oh oh!) How many times can I say hello? (Oh oh! Oh oh!) Why is my head enormous? (Oh oh!) It barely fit onto the short bus. (Oh oh!) I'm (Oh oh!) I'm (Oh oh!) I'm just being honest (Oh oh!) I'm just being honest Hey! Alright now! Alright now, RainMan! (Yeah!) Now what's the square root of seven-thousand-nine-hundred and twenty-one? (89!) I can't hear ya! I say the square root of seven-thousand-nine-hundred and twenty-one? (89!) Alright! (15x) Okay now, ladies! (Yeah!) Now we gon' break this thing down in just a few seconds Now don't have me break this thing down for nothin! Now I wanna see ya'll on ya'll craziest behavior! Lend me your coke-bottle glasses! We'll alert the masses! Ah! Here we go! Uh! Chromo, ch-chromo (so-ome!) Chromo, ch-chromo Chromo, ch-chromo Chromo, ch-chromo ch-chromo (so-ome!) that is why we have an extra Chromo, ch-chromo (so-ome!) Chromo, ch-chromo Chromo, ch-chromo Chromo, ch-chromo ch-chromo (so-ome!) that is why we have an extra Now all the Mongos and Special Olympians Get off the floor Get off the floor You know what to do You know what to do You know what to do Re Tard.. Re Tard Re Tard.. Re Tard Re Tard.. Re Tard Re Tard.. Re Tard