Like "Citizen Kane", but with a red ball instead of a sled...

I generally try not to pimp events or products too often, but if you don't love the movie "Dodgeball", you have no soul.

A cameo by David Hasselhoff? A bar called "The Dirty Sanchez"? People getting pegged with dodgeballs, and the wonderful, distinctive sound that said balls make when they crash into human flesh? Faaaaaantastic.

We can only hope that this movie will do everything for the sport of dodgeball that "Phat Beach" did for minority beach volleyball.