Maybe if you didn't marry a lesbian...

Somehow this merits a story on 60 Minutes.

The article is worthwhile only because of one line.

"I stood up to it and beat it back," he said. "I don't see it as a stain, because it was illegitimate."

Beat it back? A stain?

He's trying to be funny, right? That can't just be a bad choice of words.

As for WHY he did it, I think the title of the post pretty much sums that up.