Heeeeeeere's THAD!

This picture shows:
A) New Buckeye basketball coach Thad Matta acknowledging that yes, OSU is number one.
B) Thad hailing a cab to get the hell out of Cincitucky forever.
C) Thad acknowledging that OSU will likely face at least "this many" years on probation.
D) All of the above.

The correct answer is D.

Yes, it's going to be Thad. Yes, I know this pretty much for a fact. Yes, he's a better choice than Bobby Knight, WhachootalkinboutWillis Whatshisname, and Kevin "Gene" Stallings. Yes, Andy Geiger got the right guy. Yes, OSU basketball will be back to the sweet 16 in the next couple years.