I went to a party that turned out to be a total... clam bake?

In Bill Simmons' latest work of genius, a reader asked what the female equivalent of a "sausage fest" was. Simmons replied, Great question. I even sent this one out to my friends. Out of the top 100 possible answers, 100 of them couldn't be printed. In fact, nine of them would have redefined comedy as we know it. But since this Web site is owned by the Disney corporation ... well ... you know. I could come up with some generic ones, but they would end up being about as funny as one of Tammy Pescatelli's "I'm Sicilian" routines on "Last Comic Standing."

So here's what I'm hoping: People will e-mail back and forth about this, saying to each other, "Did you read Simmons' column today? What do you think the nine phrases were?" Invariably, the readers come up with nine or 10 on their own, one of them spreads, and eventually, the female equivalent of "sausage-fest" emerges in a grass-roots sort of way. Hey, I can dream.

In a post below, Big Daddy suggests "Clam Bake." That's brilliant and certainly one of the front-runners at this point.

Other possibilities that immediately occured to me: Fish Market, Taco Stand, Tuna Fest, Estro-Festro, and Breast Fest.

I'm somewhat partial to Fish Market and Estro-Festro in addition to the aforementioned Clam Bake, but am eager to hear some other suggestions from my perverted friends.