The new phonebooks are here!

Yes, the big day has arrived.

Well, I guess not technically, but in about an hour it will officially be EA Day.

NCAA Football 2005 ships on Monday, and I have spent the whole day zooming around like a hummingbird on crack, trying to figure out how I can:
A) Get my hands on a copy ASAP
B) Blow off work without arousing suspicion so I can give it the time it so richly deserves
C) Legitimize the fact that I'm now married with a dog and a mortgage, and yet still play videogames like a dorky 12-year-old.

Don't even get me started on what's going to happen when GTA: San Andreas hits the stores this October.