Breaking the silence...

I've been around about as much as (I wish I had an amusing analogy to go here) recently, but I promise that's all going to change.

I've got so much to talk about, from Governor ManGravy to my trip to NYC this weekend and all the imbeciles I shared a plane with. Plus, the implosion of the USA basketball team (the men, not the layup brigade) and why I really don't give a shit about the Olympics.

That, and football season's about to start.

I promise I'll make it up to you. Maybe take you out to dinner and a show.

Just not right now.