Anything that takes 12 steps isn't worth doing...

Get it? 12? Steps?

I think I may have a problem. Like a serious "I need professional counseling" problem.

I just spent more than three hours watching a football game between Eastern Michigan and Buffalo. (Official mottos: "Not just MAC football, but bad MAC football) Yes, those Eastern Michigan and Buffalo teams. The ones that rank among the ten worst in the nation.

The game featured six turnovers.. IN THE FIRST FREAKING QUARTER.

EMU won 37-34, in an absolutely phenominally exciting game.

I'm thinking that this is probably an indication that I should check myself into a clinic of some sort.