In order: Three Mile Island, Chernobyl...

and Yankees fans right now. In that order of severity.

I'm almost giddy at the thought of 10 million Yankees fans in the New York area in out-and-out panic mode right now.

I've made a point of reading the Boston Herald online all week just to get a feel for what's going on in Boston, but I skipped that entirely this morning, just to enjoy the New York meltdown.

Watching last night's game, when the fans started throwing crap on the field, it looked like a bunch of spoiled babies throwing a tantrum. How could anyone outside of a 75-mile radius of NYC want these assholes to win?