Looks good on you, though...

Rodney Dangerfield died on Tuesday.

What a crappy thing to find out from the blinking orange light of the AP wire's "Urgent" service. I honestly sat looking at that brief note for about a minute, getting all bummed out.

Then I decided to post a big picture of him from Caddyshack on here as a loving tribute. But that bastard Tony beat me to it.

So I guess the only thing I can do is to pass on some advice about heaven to Rodney.

I think this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish.