See ya later, SUX0RZ!!11!1!

I just got in on the ground floor of this incredible investment opportunity.

This Nigerian chap just e-mailed me for the 12,000th time this month to offer me the chance to take home millions of dollars. All I had to do was put up a few measly thousands to cover a transaction fee. See... the money's just sitting in this account. And now it's all mine.

I bet you all wish you had been nicer to me.