I didn't see this coming.

It may stun you to learn that Lloyd Carr is upset about something that happened Saturday.

I mean... he's upset about something after a loss? Really? Has that ever happened before?

This is a prime example of crying wolf about three too many times. Maybe this is something worth talking about, maybe not. But it's automatically going to get filed under "Lloyd being a whiny bitch again" because of his history.

The clock operator screwed us.
The refs screwed us.
The guys that made the conference schedule screwed us.
The crown of the field was too high.
The crowd was too loud and we couldn't change plays at the line of scrimmage.

Maybe if you stopped being such a bitch all the time and tried to figure out why you keep losing these big games to Notre Dame and Ohio State, you wouldn't need to spend so much time thinking up all these complaints.

Maybe if you weren't a retard and complete ditched your normally reliable running game in favor of a "deer in headlights" freshman quarterback.

Maybe if your watched two seconds of film and realized "maybe kicking the ball to the most electric player in college football is a bad idea."

Maybe if your offensive coaches made adjustments some time after the first 10 minutes of the game, you could have scored more than one more fluke touchdown against a mediocre defense.

Maybe if your defensive coaches made adjustments some time after August you would have stopped a running quarterback once this year.

And then, maybe, you wouldn't be 1-3 against Jim Tressel.

More bad news for Michigan; they're probably going to want the players and coaches to go through security at the airport on the way to the Rose Bowl.

Maybe that explains Michigan's wonderful record out there.