A helping hand in a time of need.

I tried to post this on Tony's page but the comments thing wasn't working.

If you're serious about it, you should check out this wonderfully morbid site for some great ideas.

A few suggestions, since my ticket to hell is clearly punched already.
-Hall of Fame baseball player Ralph Kiner (82, and suffering from some significant health issues)
-Hall of Fame baseball player Phil Rizzuto (87)
-Former major league manager Al Lopez (96)
-Darryl Strawberry (42 going on 110, and a good "wildcard" pick if you have one of those for a younger person)
-Red Auerbach (87, and I think he smoked once or twice)
-Legendary boxer Max Schmeling (99)
-Mike Tyson (38, but clearly courting death on a daily basis)
-Pat Summerall (74, not in great health)
-Rat packer Joey Bishop (86)
-James Doohan (Scotty from "Star Trek") who is 86, and was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's
-Ernest Borgnine (87)
-Kirk Douglas (88)
-Jack Palance (85)
-June Allyson (87, and already incontinent)
-Jane Wyman (90)
-Michael Jackson (46, and only a matter of time)
-Bob Barker (81, and just lost the love of his life, Rod Roddy)
-Kitty Carlisle (94)
-Art Linkletter (92)
-Louie Anderson (51, but about 12,000 pounds)
-Gerald Ford (91)
-William Rehnquist (80, and suffering from cancer)
-Sen Robert Byrd (87)
-Howard Metzenbaum (87)
-Nelson Mandela (86, including a lot of hard years)
-Lady Bird Johnson (91)
-Betty Ford (86, including a lot of hard years)
-Nancy Reagan (83, living without Ron)

And yes, clearly, I spent too much time on this.