... and for half the price!

It's an absolutely unbelievable day of soccer news... so much so that I think it deserves its own post.

The world's best teams are now scouting... get this... get this... a 9 year old. Apparently, the kid's the best ball-handler that age that's ever been seen outside Neverland. (Hi-yo!) You can allegedly see video of the kid in action here. Although I haven't looked at them yet.

A German referee admitted to fixing matches. This, of course, is definitive proof that all the crazy, paranoid theories about the Crew's failure to win the MLS Cup are 100% true.

And England's soccer federation just released a DVD of the country's greatest soccer players that was whiter than Upper Arlington.

I doubt that this day of soccer news will ever be topped.

Incidentally, unless I f'ed up the punchline, Tony should understand the significance of the title to the post. I'll let him explain. Or not. Whatever.