Eye like that... it's where the money at.
The rapper "Houston" apparently tried to kill himself by gouging his eye out. If you really need more details and a really disturbing picture, you can get them here. Frankly, it sounds a little too weird, unless the guy was seriously doped up on something. I'll believe it for sure when we actually see some confirmation somewhere.
What's the point of all this? A poster named "rickythepenguin" over on Fark had one of the funnier posts I can remember, anticipating how certain comedians would react to this news.
Enjoy!
Jerry Seinfeld: "Whhhhyyyyyyy is the word "gouge" only used with eye? Can you "gouge" your knee out? Elbow? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?"
Jimmy Fallon: "OK. Rapper Houston tries to rap himself -- lemme start over. Ssshh, Tina. Rapper Houston tried to kill himself [laughs]. OK! (Fixes hair). Earlier today, Houston goooged....gowged....Tina how do you pronounce that? Oh crap I ruined the joke. [Gay smile]
Sam Kinison: "OHHHHHH!!! OHHHHH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THAT IS THE WORST SUICIDE METHOD EVER OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHH!"
Denis Leary: [nervous, spitting out words] "Ok, farking Houston, ok? If you're gonna kill yourself, ok, be a farking man and get a farking GUN, OK? Alright? Do you hear me? OK? Huh? Huh? Yeah? OK?"
Jay Leno: "Tho unh.....didja hear thith, didja hear thith? Tho unh....rappper HOUSTON gouged hith eye out...yeah, yeah. Tho unh, he'th now changing hith rap name to Thyclopth. [raises hands in ""I give up" gesture]"
Bill Simmons: "Houston's eye gouge reminded me of that scene in "Over The Top" when Sly flips his lid backwards to win the Arm-Wrestling Championship and gets his son back. I hate Roger Clemens. Sports Gal loves that scene, as does my Dad. We're talking at least a 10 on the Unintentional Comedy Scale. My dad loves the Patriots."
Dennis Miller: "I haven't seen a suicide attempt that lame since Wink Martindale tried to off himself by OD'ing on Tic-Tacs while reciting THE GREAT GATSBY in the original WELSH while Pat Riley, Bette Davis, and The Great Gazoo were figuring out pi to 900 figures on an ETCH-A-SKETCH, I unnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [runs hand studiously thru hair]"
Steven Wright: "I ran into rapper Houston the other day................................he said he would keep an eye out for me."
4 Comments:
Eventhough I am a fan of Houston doesn't mean that I would give up hope just because he gouged his eye out and that he would'nt be in my prayers, Houston I just wanted to let you know that what ever happens I would always love you no matter what, but just don't go over board, and that you would always be in my prayers. I LOVE YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVER!!!!!!
To all you Actors i'm not mad but you all need to think about things like this, because what if it was one of your family members would you want people to pick on them? (I DON'T THINK SO)!!!!
And to Denis Leary how in thew hell are you going to tell someone to shoot themselves,would you do it? Huh...... How about it... You shoot yourself!!!!!
lol..you DO realise its not the actual comedians saying those things right? try reading the introduction first next time.
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