Random, random, random...

Just when you think you've seen all the random stuff on the internet, someone sends you a link to something like this.

It's SFW in that there's no nudity, but there are suggestions of sexual situations, so if you work for a particularly puritanical company, you might want to wait till you get home.

Some requests that were suggested to me: beer, kiss, banana, fight, take off your top, get naked. These are all SFW.

Others that were also suggested that I can't vouch for: orgasm, kiss, lips, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you, laugh.

I'm not sure why someone took the time to put something like this together... but whatever. Now I want a beer.

This also seems like a good time to introduce a new segment I like to call "random thing I saw on the net that made me laugh." I'll come up with a clever name for it later; maybe something with an acronym that spells out something obscene.

There were just a couple things in various Fark threads that made me giggle.





And this one which is NSFW. The fact that they put the girl's name and phone number on there really makes it.