Strong enough for a man, but made for Tony...

I just flipped open this week's SI, starting (as always) with Rick Reilly's column. This week's topic: Julio Franco.

I finished that and proceeded backwards through the magazine. Next page: Inside College Hockey, with a big feature on Bowling Green goaltender Jordan Sieve-alet.

If you know anyone who would find both of those articles interesting, who also has a birthday coming up tomorrow, you should get them that magazine and tell them it's from me.

'Cuz they're damn sure not getting anything else.