What was your major? Metal shop.

I happened to catch "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" on TV on Friday night.

When that movie first came out, I was in fourth grade, and the trailer had me so excited I could barely contain myself. It showed Steve Martin pushing some woman into a canal, and at my young age, this was damn near the funniest thing I had ever seen. I finally talked my parents into letting me see it... and was unimpressed. It was okay, but they didn't show the woman getting pushed into the canal. I was bummed.

That was the last time I saw it until last week. That movie was HILARIOUS! The number of classic lines in there was off the charts. If you, like I, haven't given that one a chance in a while, do yourself a favor and rent it. I saw it on Turner Classic movies or something like that. I think it's actually on Showtime this month as well.

A couple things to think about...

Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma!
Do you want the genital cuff?
Not mother?
Why is the cork on the fork?
May I take your triton, sir?
May I go to the bathroom first? Of course. ... Thank you.