... and for my second wish...

It looks like Barry Bonds could miss this entire season following knee surgery. That could hinder his run at two of baseball's biggest numbers: 714 and 755.

He complained that the media "wanted to hurt him" and said they "finally got" him.

How? By hurting his knee? Maybe that had something to do with the cornucopia of chemicals you've pumped into your body via creams, clears, and God only knows what else. And it's probably not your fault that you act like an asshole to everyone-- teammates, media, fans.

Maybe every hates you because you're a douchebag? Have you considered that?

I found it interesting that the poll question "what would you like to see Barry Bonds do next" only included two answers: "keep playing" and "retire."

It's probably a good idea that "curl up and die" wasn't one of the options. I think that would have gotten at least 98% of the votes.