Quasi-post of the day.

I have a feeling that everyone who reads this is familiar with the handiwork of one Jason Mulgrew, Internet Quasi-celebrity. If not, you owe it to yourself to spend five minutes absorbing all that he has to offer.

A couple times lately, I've found myself reading his latest post, then suddenly looking up two hours later and realizing I've gone through a few months of archived posts. I just read this beauty from last fall, and felt compelled to share. But really, I'd be surprised if you could go three or four posts without finding a classic of some sort.

Now that Bill Simmons has gone from "entertaining smartass with a sphere of pop culture references similar to my own" to "pretentious Chowd douchebag" and the Buffalo Wings & Vodka dude is down to about one post a month, I would say that Mulgrew is my new personal Jesus.