Tomato vs. To-mah-toe...

You hear: "West Wing marathon Monday on Bravo."

I hear: "Put the TV that's hooked up to the PS2 next to another TV, and ignore your wife and dog for five hours while progressing through roughly half a season on NCAA Football 2005 and watching some damn fine television.

If they did that every night, I'd never get anything done, and would probably make a sound like velcro tearing every time I tried to get up at the end of a night.