You guys playing cards?

Two major Animal House-related developments today.

1) Otis Day is appearing on my station's noon newscast. I swear I'm not making this up. It's "Toga Night" at the Pistons game tonight, and he's performing. And I forgot my damn camera when I left for work this morning. This is going to haunt me forever. (And in a loosely related note, the Water Skiing Squirrel is going to be in studio tomorrow at noon. I told our producer that if we're not getting 90 shares this week, there's something fundamentatlly wrong with the meter system.)

2) A fraternity in California is on double-secret probation. All for having a few members appear in a porno. I'm sorry, but what the hell is college all about, if not the very same things that porn stands for? They should be building statues to commemorate the moment, rather than trying to punish them.