Your mom goes to college.

Somehow I've managed to go two weeks and not once remember to post about the movie "Napoleon Dynamite."

I waited forever to see it, despite hearing glowing reviews from people whose taste in movies closely parallels my own.

It was worth the wait. I laughed my ass off, and have been assured that it gets funnier each time you watch it.

I rented it from a major national chain which shall remain nameless except for the nickname bestowed upon it by one of my college room mates.

Did you know that "Assbuster" charges $4.29 for a new release? I mean... it was $1.99 when I was in college, and that was just a few years ago.

If you think you might enjoy the movie you're about to rent, you're almost better off buying it. For the price of two or three rentals, you've got it forever.