Glenallen Hill's spiders have company...

Worst. Injury. Ever.

Carlos Zambrano from the Cubs has a sore arm from spending too much time on his computer. Riiiight... he's e-mailing his "brother."

I can't wait to see him on the NL injury report. Zambrano, CHC: Day-to-day (chronic masturbator's elbow).

Do you think we could get them to name the condition in his honor?

Like ALS is now "Lou Gehrig's Disease", Chronic Masturbator's Elbow could be "Carlos Zambrano Syndrome."