Dingdingdingding... Ice Cream Man! Ice Cream Man!

Today is one of those days when I love my job.

The ice cream truck came to my station, and the company paid for everyone to get something.

It was straight up old school. Standing in a long line, trying to see all the pictures on the side of the truck.

If they had a Bubble-O Bill or a Bomb Pop (how the fuck do you not have Bomb Pops?) I would have sworn I was 10 again.

I settled on an Ice Cream Cookie Sandwich, which ranks right between Tivo and the wheel on the list of greatest inventions of all time.