He got off...

and isn't that what got Michael Jackson in this trouble in the first place?

Thank you...

Yes, he did it.

No, I'm not surprised that he got away with it.

Even if he was convicted of every charge, his attorneys would have appealed and he would have gotten away with it eventually.

I have this weird feeling that he'll be dead in the span of a year or two anyway. He's just so weird and sickly looking, you know that he won't live to be 80.

Here's the question, who dies first: Michael Jackson or Mike Tyson?

If you're in a death pool, either one seems like a great choice.