Just because the fucker's got a library card, doesn't make him yoda...

You owe it to yourself to watch this as well as any number of other links on that same page.

May I suggest dude runs straight into a sign, the always popular reporter falls grape-stomping, and a midget takes on a bull. All are safe for work, at least in that there's no nudity.

There's also a bunch of solid Family Guy, Chapelle's Show, and even a Simpsons clip or two.

Good for killing time.