Getting good wood on the ball...

It's nice to see Raffy Palmeiro updating his resume.

Instead of just "Impotent lying cheater" he has now taken things up a notch.

He's now an "Impotent lying cheater who rats on his own teammates to try to save his own lying hide, but actually ends up lying about that, too."

What a douchebag. Hopefully he and Barry Bonds can get hit by the same bus.