Murphy's Law... Fantasy version

11:45 am: I check my fantasy football team and see that Antonio Gates is listed as questionable. I pull him out of my lineup as a precaution. After all, he hasn't done much for a couple weeks and my backup (some pile from the Titans) has been okay.

7:45 pm: 10 catches, 145 yards, 3 TD. Hint: This was not the final stat line from the POS I started.

Also my fantasy hockey team, which completely dominated the first three weeks (a breakdown record of 30-3-0), totally fell apart this week, finishing DFL in the entire league. It was like a nasty flu bug swept through my make-believe locker room. It wasn't a case of starting the wrong people. Every single starter and backup dropped off significantly this week.

What. The. Fuck.