Turns out that Fred Smoot supposedly paid for the boats used in last week's Minnesota "Sweet! We're 1-3!" Bangboat Extravaganza.
This of course, is the same guy who ripped off an old line about Garry Maddox, saying "64% of the earth is covered by water and the rest is covered by Smoot."
Makes you wonder what Smoot is covering the water with.
My favorite line in the initial article comes courtesy of Mewelde Moore, who admits he was there, but offers the defense, "That's crazy. Sex? Come on."
Football players? Slutty women? Like oil and water.