"Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say!

Joe Paterno to Kirk Herbstreit, "It's nice to finally meet somebody from Ohio State that speaks English."

Complete this analogy.

Rambling, stumbling, incoherant Joe Paterno ripping on the way someone else speaks English is like:
A) Charlie Weis saying, "It's nice to finally meet somebody from Ohio State who weighs less than 250 pounds."
B) Lloyd Carr saying, "It's nice to finally meet somebody from Ohio State who doesn't cry like a baby and make pathetic, transparent excuses every time he loses a game."
C) Bobby Bowden saying, "It's nice to finally meet somebody from Ohio State who doesn't say 'dadgummit' a lot and frequently blow his nose into a handkerchief the size of a circus tent."
D) (For the Michigan fans) Jim Tressel. Paying Players. Dirty Program. Blah blah blah.