Be a man, use your hand...

Today, one of my co-workers suggested that the new Diet Pepsi slogan "Brown and Bubbly" could be the finest food/beverage-based euphamism for diarhea that the world has ever seen.

I maintain that the true standout on the Outback Steakhouse dessert menu, the Chocolate Thunder From Down Under, is the one and only champion in that department.

Are there any other entries in this category before the committee puts it to a vote?