Sleepin' on the couch

You may officially color me confused by the K-Y Warming Lubricant commercials. I'm sure you've seen them... the woman is sitting on the bed reading off the label of the bottle while her husband is right behind her.

My confusion comes from the latest version of the commercial which suggests that this product would make a stellar Valentine's Day gift.

I'm not sure what message you'd be trying to send by wrapping one of those up for your favorite little lady on V-Day. It probably comes down to either "Happy Valentine's Day to a woman whose vagina feels like sand" or "I'll be backdooring you like the '98 Princeton Tigers tonight."

Either way, I kind of doubt that too many women would appreciate the sentiment.