How do you live with yourself?

Bill Simmons turned in a gem today, writing "Poker stories are as boring as the game's current crop of stars, few of whom you'd ever idolize unless you were auditioning for a guest spot on 'My Name Is Earl.'"

Naturally, he did this in the middle of a column about poker, including some of his poker stories.

Either he's such a self-important douche that he somehow thinks his poker stories are more interesting than others (he did give us a play-by-play of his night watching TV already this week), or he just doesn't give a shit any more.

Either way, he's the perfect symbol of the modern-day ESPN.