It's 4:50 am and I'm still awake...

Through an almost inconceivable sequence of circumstances, I managed to stay out past last call and not really do anything approaching "fun."

However, I did manage to drive two inebriated friends home. They decided that we needed to stop at a Steak and Shake (because that's what you do in Indiana at 4am).

The following is the actual interaction between one of my drunk friends and the cashier.

Cashier: So that's a burger and fries. Do you want anything to drink with that?

Drunk Friend: No, I think I've had enough to drink.

The written word really does not do this moment justice.