Reason number 12,683...

I have taken to short-handing my nickname for Michigan as "TFS", standing for "This Fucking State."

Besides the shitty roads, terrible economy, extreme reliance on an underperforming and poorly-run auto industry, and delightful mixture of crime and blight in the region's major city, I continue to come up with reasons why living in Columbus was about 12 billion times more preferable to living here.

The latest example involves the local CBS station which will apparently not run the OSU game tomorrow. No worries, as in Columbus, the cable company is providing feeds of every game for free on four channels. They have provided this for years (since I lived there).

Here in Shitholigan? Of course not. Bend over and enjoy your Arizona-Wisconsin.

Chances of me calling in sick tomorrow and driving to Dayton are hovering around 50% right now.