(speechless)

Mr. Highly-paid consultant was in town today, giving a seminar on tease-writing. (For non-TV people, these are the little "coming up next, a salad dressing that cures cancer!" things that happen right before the commercials)

One of his slides featured the phrase, "be specific and factual." He referenced this, and then moments later said, "it's important to avoid facts."

(Sound of me sobbing uncontrollably in the corner)