...My declarations for today
First, let me say that although it is just the preseason, I think I sported some wood when the Browns scored at the end of the game last night.
That said, the game left me with two decrees to lay on all of you today.
1. Kansas City cornerback William Bartee shall from now until eternity be referred to as "Billy." Maybe five people might get that, but I think it's pretty damned funny.
2. Browns tight end Kellen Winslow shall now be referred to as "Kelly" due to his resemblance to the majority of girls I met in college. He talks to much, and seems afraid to handle balls.
That said, have a great day, and Go Browns!
That said, the game left me with two decrees to lay on all of you today.
1. Kansas City cornerback William Bartee shall from now until eternity be referred to as "Billy." Maybe five people might get that, but I think it's pretty damned funny.
2. Browns tight end Kellen Winslow shall now be referred to as "Kelly" due to his resemblance to the majority of girls I met in college. He talks to much, and seems afraid to handle balls.
That said, have a great day, and Go Browns!